A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship. You see my neighbour worships exhaust pipes He's a Catholic converter. Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. The Jew boasts about his fertility "Christian." I said, "Die, heretic!" "Me too! "Better than pork, isn't it?! When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'. Love24. Comfortable laughing at yourself and not taking life too seriously? Papa they mean business! Think of the Blessed Virgin" Top 10 Christian Jokes: Clean Humor For A Good Laugh - GodTube Are you Catholic or are you Protestant?" Cookie Notice Little Johnny, with his hand waving eagerly in the air, is finally called on. 5. It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent." When our minister and his wife visited our neighbor, her four-year-old daughter answered the door. He was frightened. "Might as well." He said, "I'm stuck on you!". He said, "I lava you so much!". The nun replied, "Oh thank heavens. Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one.". One more and I'll have a golf course. The abbot asks, Is that it? The friend asks, Well, did you get the money?, He replies, Oh, thats all you people think about, isnt it!?. Cop yells "Jump, Protestant! He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?. Lo and behold, a genie appeared and offered them three wishes. Not so very long ago, an old German man was feeling guilty about something he had done, so he decided to go to Confession. Reply Retweet Favorite. "Me too! Copyright Aleteia SAS all rights reserved.
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